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He Said To Me!

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said. . . A widow..

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

IMPRESSED - I THINK NOT !!!

Congratulations to our 2010/11 officials and last seasons award winners.

AWARD

1st XV Ryan Taylor

3rd XV Adam Seagroatt

Consistency Modestas Rimkus

Most Improved Ryan Taylor

Clubman Gareth Chapman/Sean Burke

Tour Player Neal Grainger

Committee 2010/11

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