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CONGRATULATIONS RICHARD
Richard - £40  Sue - £16  Charlie - £8
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Well Done Graham
Come on folks you can still donate here
On the 3rd of July Graham took to the lovely, clear water that is the River Thames. Swimming a mile in Victoria Docks.
He is raising money towards Help For Heros, a charity close to all of our hearts. As Tescos say"every little helps" if you can spare a little extra cash we would greatly appreciate it.
Thank you very much !
xox Graham and Becky xox

He Said To Me!

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow..

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



IMPRESSED - I THINK NOT !!!



Congratulations to our 2010/11 officials and last seasons award winners.

AWARD

1st XV                   Ryan Taylor
3rd XV                   Adam Seagroatt
Consistency         Modestas Rimkus
Most Improved                             Ryan Taylor
Clubman                Gareth  Chapman/Sean Burke
Tour Player                                                 Neal Grainger

Committee 2010/11

President
Jeff Byrne
Chairman
Fred Colborne
Secretary
Geoff Bull
Treasurer
Pete Duffy
Club Captain
Paul Stewart
Club Coach
Gareth Chapman
  1st XV Captain
Carl Buckland
2nd XV Captain
Mark Seagroatt
    Fixture Secretary
Simon Stamp
Social Secretary
Jack Calnan
   Fund Raising Officer
Sean Burke






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