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KEN</div> <div>                   BORN 18.4.60 POSITIONS 1/2 & 3 JOINED 1981</div> <div>                   LIKES - BEER AND FAGS</div> <div>                   DISLIKES - UGLY BAR MAIDS</div> <div>                   FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2b937530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>BURROWS</B><B> ROY</B>  A.K.A. BART SIMPSOM </div> <div>  BORN 24.7.74. POSITIONS 10 & 15. JOINED CLUB 1990.</div> <div>  LIKES - RUGBY, GETTING ON IT AND WOMEN ( IN THAT ORDER )</div> <div>  DISLIKES HANGOVERS & MONDAY MORNINGS</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2c737530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>BYRNE JEFF </B>A.K.A. WHISPER</div> <div>  BORN 20.4.55 POSITIONS - UTILITY FORWARD JOINED CLUB 1980</div> <div>  LIKES OARFC</div> <div>  DISLIKES SHIT RUGBY CLUBS</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 371 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="c"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>C</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="2bf37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>CARTER ANDREW </B>A.K.A. CARTHORSE</div> <div>  BORN 6.1.64 POSITIONS 14 & 15 JOINED CLUB 1988</div> <div>  LIKES - DRESSING UP</div> <div>  DISLIKES - STRAWBERRY BEER (?)</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2cf37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>COLBORNE FRED </B>A.K.A. FUNTIME FREDDY / FATGUT</div> <div>  BORN 10.2.57 POSITIONS 9 & 10 JOINED CLUB 1973</div> <div>  LIKES - RUGBY</div> <div>  DISLIKES - PLAYING RUGBY</div> <div>  FAT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2c337530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>COLLINS GRAHAM </B>A.K.A. GINGER WINKER ( I'M DYSLECTIC )</div> <div>  BORN 13.6.52 (B.C.) POSITIONS 1 & 3 JOINED CLUB 1994</div> <div>  LIKES PLAYING IN WET CONDITIONS ( HE'S INCONTINENT )</div> <div>  DISLIKES - HARD GROUND / DOING PINTS DOWN IN ONE ( WINKER )</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2c937530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>COOMBS PAUL</B> A.K.A. GOOF / DOCTOR TEETH</div> <div>  BORN 8.9.61 POSITIONS UTILITY ( EXCEPT PROP ) JOINED 1985</div> <div>  LIKES - PLAYERS THAT STAY IN THE  CLUB UNTIL 8PM ON SATURDAYS</div> <div>  DISLIKES - PLAYERS WHO BRING THEIR BIRDS UP BEFORE 8PM ON SATURDAYS</div> <div>  FACT - DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE, COULD GET CAUGHT IN THE BLAST </div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 179 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="d"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>D</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="2cd37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>DODD IAN  </B>A.K.A. BOBSY / FRANK ( HIS MIDDLE NAME )</div> <div>  BORN 30.5.59 POSITIONS UTILITY EXCEPT 2 & 10 JOINED 1982</div> <div>  LIKES - GOOD LOOKING WOMEN AND GRAFTERS</div> <div>  DISLIKES - WANKERS</div> <div>  FACT - QUESTION WHO'S SEEN HIM ON THE WING OR FULLBACK ???</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2d137530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>DUNFORD MARK </B>A.K.A. SOAPY</div> <div>  BORN 12.12.63 POSITIONS 6/7 & 2 JOINED 1978</div> <div>  LIKES - LIGHT AND BITTER</div> <div>  DISLIKES - LOUD MOUTHS</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="e"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>E</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 83 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="f"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>F</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><div> <IMG SRC="2d337530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>FUSSELL CHRIS </B>A.K.A. FIDDLER</div> <div>  BORN 1.11.57 POSITIONS 6/7/8 JOINED CLUB 1980</div> <div>  LIKES - MOST SPORTS ( WATCHING OBVIOUSLY )</div> <div>  DISLIKES - BAD REFS.</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 83 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="g"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>G</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><div> <IMG SRC="48e37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>GRANGER NEIL</B></div> <div>  BORN 25.11.81 POSITIONS 12 & 13 JOINED CLUB 1998</div> <div>  LIKES - SPORTS,  CARS & SNOWBOARDING</div> <div>  DISLIKES - COLD WEATHER</div> <div>  FACT - ONLY SNOWBOARDS IN HOT COUNTRIES</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 483 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="h"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>H</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="48c37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>HARBOUR-COOPER GAVIN</B></div> <div> <B> </B>BORN 26.7.78 POSITIONS 11,14 & 15 JOINED CLUB 2001</div> <div>  LIKES - PISSED SWEDISH BIRDS, RUGBY & TRAVELLING</div> <div>  DISLIKES - SOBER SWEDISH BIRDS</div> <div>  FACT - ONLY BORN WITH A SILVER TABLE SPOON IN HIS MOUTH</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2df37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>HARBOUR-COOPER GARETH </B>A.K.A. GEE / BLOKE WITH POSH NAME</div> <div>  BORN ( WITH SILVER LADLE IN MOUTH ) 25.3.80 POSITIONS 1/3/4 & 5 JOINED 1998</div> <div>  LIKES - BEER, RUGBY WOMEN</div> <div>  DISLIKES - WORKING</div> <div>  FACT - WITH A NAME LIKE THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORK</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2f637530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>HERTZ EMILE</B></div> <div>  BORN 6/10/77 SOUTH AFRICA POSITION 9 JOINED CLUB 2000</div> <div>  LIKES - ICE COLD CASTLE BEER</div> <div>  DISLIKES - HERTFORDSHIRE RFU</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2bb37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>HEWITT GRAHAM</B> A.K.A. DEAD MANS FEET ( D.M.F.)</div> <div>  BORN 4.12.58 POSITIONS 4/5 JOINED CLUB 1999</div> <div>  LIKES - ENTICE NIGHT CLUB</div> <div>  DISLIKES - HAVING TO GET TO THE WAREHOUSE (ANOTHER CLUB)</div> <div>  WHEN ENTICE CLOSES 3AM</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2d537530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>HEWITT MARTIN </B>A.K.A. " THE IRON " ( CURTAIN )</div> <div>  BORN 22.3.63 POSITIONS 14 JOINED CLUB 2000</div> <div>  LIKES - SEX</div> <div>  DISLIKES - NO SEX, NO DRINK & WOMEN ( NOT IN THAT ORDER )</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 83 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="i"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>I</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="49437530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>I</B><B>MMELMAN JACQUES</B> A.K.A. CRABS</div> <div>  BORN 30.4.80 SOUTH ARFICA  POSITION 3 JOINED CLUB 2001</div> <div>  LIKES - CASTLE LAGER, CHEESE & SAUSAGES</div> <div>  DISLIKES - ENGLISH PEOPLE</div> <div>  FACT- S</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 83 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="j"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>J</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="2dd37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>JONES DAVID</B> A.K.A. JONESY / BARRY EVENS ( EASTENDERS CAR DEALER  )</div> <div>  BORN 12.2.64 POSITIONS 1/3 JOINED CLUB 1995</div> <div>  LIKES - SPORT ( BETTING ON IT ) CLUBBING, DINING OUT &  FAMILY</div> <div>  DISLIKES - WORKING WHEN HE COULD BE FISHING</div> <div>  FACT - THIS IS AN OLD PHOTO AS WE DON'T GET TO SEE HIM MUCH NOW</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="k"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>K</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="l"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>L</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 677 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="m"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>M</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="2eb37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>MARKS ASHLEY </B> A.K.A. BIG ASH</div> <div>  BORN 8.3.58 POSITIONS UTILITY JOINED 1998</div> <div>  LIKES - ALL SPORTS</div> <div>  DISLIKES - BAD SPORTSMANSHIP</div> <div>  FACT - ARNIE SWALTZERNEGGER (?) LOOK-A-LIKE</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2e537530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>MILLER TARRON</B></div> <div>  BORN 31.3.81 POSITIONS 4/5/6/7/& 8 JOINED CLUB 1997</div> <div>  LIKES RUGBY & HOODS MUSIC</div> <div>  DISLIKES - FILLING IN FORMS ( THICK C*** )</div> <div>  FACT - </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="49c37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>MILLS DAVID</B> A.K.A. THE HOOD</div> <div>  BORN 16.2.73 POSITION 14 JOINED CLUB 1989</div> <div>  LIKES - COMPUTING AND BEING THE RODDER THAT HE IS</div> <div>  DISLIKES - THE WAREHOUSE BUT CAN'T STAY AWAY</div> <div>  FACT - PROBABLY THE NICEST BLOKE YOU'LL EVER MEET</div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="49637530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">MILLS SPENCER </B>A.K.A. SON OF HOOD</div> <div>  BORN 5.1.03 POSITION IN CAR WHILST DADDY DRINKS IN CLUB JOINED 2003</div> <div>  LIKES - SMA POWDERED MILK</div> <div>  DISLIKES - WHEN HIS MATE CHARLIE USES IT</div> <div>  FACT -WILLIAM HILL ONLY GIVE  500-1 FOR HIM TO PLAY FOR ENGLAND - </div> <div>  MUST BE HIS FATHERS PEDIGREE</div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><IMG SRC="2e737530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </FONT><B>MONTGOMERY JOHN </B>A.K.A. MONTY</div> <div>   BORN 20.2.64 POSITIONS 6/7/ & 8 JOINED CLUB 1995</div> <div>  LIKES - ALL IN CLUB</div> <div>  DISLIKES - SITTING OUT MOST OF SEASON INJURED</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="4a537530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>MORTON CHARLES </B>A.K.A. CHAS</div> <div>  BORN 8.7.48 SOUTH AFRICA POSITIONS      JOINED CLUB 2001</div> <div>  LIKES - SPRINGBOK WINS</div> <div>  DISLIKES - SPRINGBOK LOSES</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2f337530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>MYNETT DARREL </B>A.K.A. FINGERS</div> <div>  BORN 2.7.64 POSITION 11/14 JOINED CLUB 1998</div> <div>  LIKES - NOT WORKING</div> <div>  DISLIKES - WORKING</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 83 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="n"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>N</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="49a37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>NICUWENHUIS FRANCOIS</B> A.K.A. HORSE / SEXY THING</div> <div>  BORN 27.10.81 SOUTH AFRICA POSITION 6,7, & 8 JOINED CLUB 2001</div> <div>  LIKES - BOOZE, WOMEN AND FISHING</div> <div>  DISLIKES - LOSING</div> <div>  FACT - EATS MACDONALDS 5 TIMES A DAY</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="o"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>O</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 83 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="p"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>P</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><div> <IMG SRC="2f137530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>PAYNE CRAIG</B></div> <div>  BORN 31.1.83 POSITION 2 JOINED CLUB 1999</div> <div>  LIKES - RUGBY</div> <div>  DISLIKES ROUNDERS</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="q"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>Q</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 180 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="r"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>R</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="4a337530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>ROOSE ANTONIE</B> A.K.A. MEERCAT</div> <div>  BORN 26.2.81 SOUTH AFRICA POSITION 14 JOINED CLUB 2002</div> <div>  LIKES - DRINKING</div> <div>  DISLIKES - HANGOVERS</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="34639540.jpg" border=0 width="57" height="84" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>RUSH STEPHEN </B>A.K.A. HEAD BANGER ( HEAD )</div> <div>  BORN 24.2.62 POSITION UTILITY FORWARD JOINED CLUB 1982</div> <div>  LIKES - BEER, MUSIC & THE SMELL OF NAPALM</div> <div>  DISLIKES - COCONUT, HEALTHY FOOD STONE CLADDED HOUSES</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 963 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="s"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>S</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="48a37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>SCHALKWYK GERT VAN </B>A.K.A. BOSTIK / GLUE</div> <div>  ( SOUTH AFRICAN )</div> <div>  BORN 25.01.83 POSITIONS 7 & 8 JOINED CLUB  2001</div> <div>  LIKES - BEER ( CASTLE ) AND RUGBY</div> <div>  DISLIKES - SOUTHGATE RFC & SILLY ENGLISH C****</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2e337530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>SEAGROATT TONY</B> A.K.A. SEAG SENIOR</div> <div>  BORN 6.7.51 POSITION 6/7/8 UTILITY JOINED 1966</div> <div>  LIKES - CLUB DINNERS SOCIALS AND INTERNATIONALS</div> <div>  DISLIKES - NON SUB PAYING MEMBERS AND TRAINING</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2ed37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>SIDNEY DAVE </B>A.K.A. PHIBES / JUDGE</div> <div>  BORN 22.6.54 B.C. POSITION UTILITY JOINED 1976</div> <div>  LIKES - TOO MUCH</div> <div>  DISLIKES - PLAYING RUGBY</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2e137530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>SKINNER CHRIS </B>A.K.A. SKINZ ( OR IS THAT SKINT )</div> <div>  BORN 28.4.48 POSITION CLUB REF. JOINED 1964</div> <div>  LIKES - RUGBY DRINKING OARFC</div> <div>  DISLIKES - DISLOYALTY</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="4a137530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>SPIES JACO</B> A.K.A. BOLLIE</div> <div>  BORN 14/6/77 SOUTH AFRICA  POSITION FOWARD UTILITY JOINED 2001</div> <div>  LIKES - OLDER  WOMEN</div> <div>  DISLIKES - AUSTRALIANS</div> <div>  FACT - BELIEVES HE WAS ONCE 10 STONE - " DREAM ON TUBBY "</div> <bR> <div>               </div> <div> <IMG SRC="2d937530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>SMITH MARK </B>A.K.A. BATMAN</div> <div>  BORN 20.3.74 POSITIONS 12/13 & 14 JOINED 1996</div> <div>  LIKES - CURRIES AND BENIDORM 7'S TOURS</div> <div>  DISLIKES - WHINGERS</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2bd37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B> STAMP SIMON </B>A.K.A. HEADBANGER 2</div> <div>  BORN 5.6.63 POSITION 1 JOINED CLUB 1982</div> <div>  LIKES - PROPPING</div> <div>  DISLIKES - RUNNING</div> <div>  FACT - </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="49837530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><B>STEENKAMP, JABEZ  WILHELMUS ARNOLDUS</B> A.K.A. STONEY ( NO WONDER )</div> <div>  BORN 4.8.80 SOUTH AFRICA POSITION 9-22 JOINED CLUB 2001</div> <div>  LIKES - BEER, BRAAI</div> <div>  DISLIKES - LOSING, INJURIES & RAINY WEATHER</div> <div>  FACT -</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2c137530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>STEPHENSON MICK </B></div> <div>  BORN 15.7.64 POSITIONS 2, 6 & 7 JOINED CLUB 1989</div> <div>  LIKES - FOOD</div> <div>  DISLIKES - THIRST</div> <div>  FACT - </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2e937530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>STEWART PAUL </B>A.K.A. STELLA</div> <div>  BORN 20.3.68 POSITIONS 2 & 11 JOINED CLUB 1995</div> <div>  LIKES - STELLA</div> <div>  DISLIKES - WARM STELLA</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="t"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>T</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 179 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="u"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>U</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="2c537530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>USHER BOB </B>A.K.A. RUBBER CHICKEN</div> <div>  BORN 23.12.55 POSITIONS 15 & 10 JOINED CLUB 1984</div> <div>  LIKES BEER</div> <div>  DISLIKES WATER</div> <div>  FACT - </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2cb37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>USHER PAUL </B>A.K.A. USH</div> <div>  BORN 23.5.65 POSITION 10 JOINED CLUB 1986</div> <div>  LIKES - KICKING TO WIN BIG GAMES</div> <div>  DISLIKES - RATS & SHARKS ( THERE ARE A LOT IS HIS GAME )</div> <div>  FACT - </div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="v"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>V</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 179 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="w"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>W</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="2d737530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>WATSON GARETH </B>A.K.A. WHAT SON ?</div> <div>  BORN 31.8.98 POSITIONS 6/7 JOINED 1998 (COLTS) 2002 (MAN)</div> <div>  LIKES - NECROPHILIA ( HE'S AN UNDERTAKER )  - YES WE KNOW !!!</div> <div>  DISLIKES - ROYSTON </div> <div>  FACT - NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2db37530.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <B>WYNN RICHARD </B>A.K.A. WHINGE / STICK / WESSEX</div> <div>  BORN 28.3.73 POSITIONS 4/5 JOINED CLUB 1993</div> <div>  LIKES - BLOW ( ?? )</div> <div>  DISLIKES - SUNDAY MORNING HANGOVERS</div> <div>  FACT -</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="x"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>X</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>Y</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="21"><div>  <A NAME="z"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A>Z</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="629"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="629" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>